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Crosswords in your publications Crosswords on your website Crosswords for schools Free screensavers Free word fun game Email a friend about this site Crossword puzzles Home A truck driver liked to amuse himself by running over any politician he saw walking by the side of the road. Every time he saw a politician, he'd swerve to hit him, and there would be a loud thud. Then he'd swerve back onto the road, with a grin. One day he was driving his truck when he saw a priest hitchhiking. He stopped and asked the priest where he wanted to go. "Only to the church in the next town," said the priest. "OK," said the truck driver, "Climb up and I'll give you a lift." So the priest got into the passenger seat and off they went. Suddenly, the driver saw a politician walking along the road and, by force of habit, swerved towards him. But then he remembered that he had a priest as a passenger, and swerved back again right at the last minute. However, although he was sure he'd missed the politician, there was still a loud thud. Puzzled, he looked in his mirrors, but he couldn't see anything. He turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry, Father, I almost hit that politician." "No problem," said the priest, "I got him with the door."
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