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Crosswords in your publications Crosswords on your website Crosswords for schools Free screensavers Free word fun game Email a friend about this site Crossword puzzles Home Thanks for this joke to Alison, from Naperville, Illinois: A burglar raided an expensive apartment. He took great care that nobody was home, and kept the lights off the whole time. Just as he was tackling the wall safe, he heard a voice saying, "I can see you, and so can Jesus." The burglar froze. He looked around slowly, but could see no-one. Then he heard the voice again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus." This time he realised that the voice wasn't human. He shone his flashlight round and saw a parrot's cage in the corner, with a parrot in it. Again, the parrot said, "I can see you, and so can Jesus." "Phew," muttered the burglar, "It's only a parrot." "Yes," said the parrot, "And Jesus is only a Dobermann."
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