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Thanks for this joke to H.A.G., from Trinidad and Tobago:

Woman:   Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer:   Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman:   Oh, I see.
Officer:   Can I see your license please?
Woman:   I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer:   Don't have one?
Woman:   Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer:   I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?
Woman:   I can't do that.
Officer:   Why not?
Woman:   I stole this car.
Officer:   Stole it?
Woman:   Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer:   You what?
Woman:   His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and a senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2:   Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please?
Woman:   Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2:  The other officer told me that you stole this car and murdered the owner.
Woman:   Murdered the owner?
Officer 2:   Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please?

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty space.

Officer 2:   Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman:  Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2:   The officer claims that you do not have a driver's license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2:   I must admit, ma'am, that I'm confused; the other officer told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered the owner.

Woman:   I suppose the lying so-and-so told you I was speeding, too...

 

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